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I am wondering why this dog remains in our care. Not only am I not a fan of chihuahuas, I hate it ruining my things! I lost a phone charger and I almost lost the charger for my damn laptop.

(I bought one for myself so I could keep things separate from the main computer.)

What the hell is this dog even doing here!? Shouldn’t the own already take it!? What is Eris thinking!?!?!?!?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!!!!!!!!!

—Ambrose

We’re taking care of a puppy.

Why the bleeding hell are we taking care of a puppy, where the apartment staff don’t really allow pet unless you pay fee you ask? Well, I shall tell you. Eris is a sucker for everything that is cute and small, so a chihuahua puppy is going to fall under both categories.

Fuckin’ hell!

I think of myself as a heavy sleeper, because I can sleep through storms and sometimes Eris’ screaming fits. But when this puppy starts wailing like it had just witness its mother get run over by a car driven by a drunk Mr. Blobby, I will lose my bleedin’ mind and wake up with the sudden craving for blood.

I have to take care of this puppy when I’m supposed to sleep until noon (or after) on my days off. NO! The puppy wails around 8-fucking-AM and again at ten and finally at noon like bleedin’ clockwork! This puppy isn’t supposed to be here! It’s not our dog and we haven’t paid the fee. Either way, this puppy isn’t supposed to be here!

“The dog is our Anne Frank, it seems,”Ambrose had told me once, but I could be delirious from my sleep deprivation. “He’s like a Jew and we’re keeping him secret in Eris’ room.”

I forget how smart Ambrose really is.

I need my sleep.

Good day,

— Will

This episode has REALLY gone to shit.

Spencer hasn’t gotten her Nutella and sad people Netflix combo. The girl has friends, but she didn’t go to them. I would have broken down several times without my friends. Seriously! Oh oh oh oh oh! And last time I checked, it’s illegal to even have any sort of romantic contact between a minor and an adult. How can Spencer and Wren kissing in public!?

Melissa’s hair is CUTE! Love it! One thing that annoys me is the cologne comment. They dated ages ago, so how could he still have the same cologne unless he liked it and bought himself more.

Doubt it!

Detective What’s-His-Name should really stop playing the grown-up card, AKA appealing to the parents of the Liars. Also, I honestly didn’t see how following Hannah’s mom helps him. Threatening Hannah…bad move dickhead, but hitting him with the car was a bit extreme. Chances are the video will be used against her.

Like seriously.

Aria, stop being an adult. You’re only a teenager. I can’t believe she’s all like “I’m keeping secrets from my twenty-something year old boyfriend.”

Ugh…

Paige, it isn’t endearing to call another girl, even a summer fling, a substitute. It’s terrible!

Why are these Liars soooo scared of invisible people? This show should end already. There’s no reason to find out who killed that dead girl.

And how the hell does Spencer’s family own a steam thingy in their house? AND WHERE IS THE DETECTIVE’S BODY!? Bodies just keep disappearing while others are invisible and manipulating steamy rooms.

And another thing, it’s bullshit that the damn show ended that way!

Uuuuuugh!!!!

BYE!
— Eris

Whoever HBIC of the A-team is, she is not as devious as this new Spencer. I mean, the cute nerdy guy didn’t have his glasses, so I knew more clothes were going to come off. Nerdy guy is FIT! Like… HELLO! Except for the messy look, I’m lovin’ this new Spencer Hastings and I don’t care who doesn’t agree. And then there was Wren, but then isn’t he a surgeon? I can’t keep up. But whatevs…

Seriously, girl got game. ~sighs~

EMILY! YOU STUPID BITCH! WHY THE HELL WERE YOU SPEAKING TO CECE DRAKE LIKE SHE’S APART OF YOUR BITCHES TEAM! UGH! Sometimes I wonder about these girls and their mental health. Or maybe I’m the crazy one. Where’s Dr. Wren?

Jason is fucked. Just sayin.

I had a feeling that that guy in the farm was Caleb’s father… JAMIE! There ya go! Caleb being resistant was just plain adorable. But I screamed very loudly when he showed up. 

ARIA! She needs to stop flirting with….-cringe- HE KISSED HER! HOW COULD SHE HAVE NOT SEEN THIS!? 

But seriously, these flashback and clues to Aly’s death is making this show kinda pointless. 

So, let me get this straight:
    - Aria is the tease (with the two Fitz’s).
    - Emily is the blabbermouth.
    - Hanna is the “classy” helpful girl.
    - Spencer is a manipulative one.

BUT FINALLY! FINALLY SOMEONE SMACKED THAT MONA BITCH’S FACE! HOW CAN THIS CRAZY TOWN ACCEPT HER BACK TO THE WHOLE!?!?

Like seriously.

Mona tried to KILL the other girls. EVERYONE knows that she has a high IQ and sociopathic tendencies. Girl needs to be locked up all over again. Can crazy people like that just get out for good behavior like prison?

Here’s something that bugs me: the nurse was wondering where is Jason, even though she stepped in the room just as soon as Emily stepped out. The guy could barely move, so either that nurse is in on the whole thing OR she blind.

Another thing are these endings with the hooded mofos with the Liars. We get it. You’re Toby and Mona. STOOOP. I swear, this show is such a pain in the ass.

LATERZ!

— Eris

Breaking does Spencer some good. The only other person to have gone something like that is Emily, but her gf died. Ha! But seriously, the simple fact that she doesn’t give a shit about Allison anymore…~sighs~ That amuses me. That girl ain’t gettin’ any deader. 

But girl, Nutella and sad people on TV.

Like seriously.

Also! Mona is a c***. “You’ve been off your Agame lately.” Really? I’m glad that Spencer doesn’t give two shits about A and Mona, because I think she would have applied some lip gloss, put on some eyeliner, and start scratching this bitch’s eyes out. Jussayin. But the very mention of Toby was an effin LOW BLOW! 

This photo in the police station bugs the shit out of me. Ever since these bitches (excluding the wonderfully bitchy Spencer) found that photo, it is all TOO coincidental. Aria FINALLY figured out that everything they do bites them in the A. ~laughs~ 

But seriously. This photo disappearing around the damn police station and, lemme guess, no one has noticed. 

I think I liked Caleb better when he was the bad, shady dude in school.

SPEAKING OF SHADY! Ezra’s bro. I have never lived in a dorm or went to college, but I don’t think the dorms being fumigated means “classes are cancelled until further notice. Woo.” So I call bullshit! But A FUCKING TYPEWRITER! Trust fund brat doesn’t have a laptop. C’mon. He’s in trouble… and for some reason, he thought he could hide…in a small town. 

Shit got real when Emily talked about the “incident.” I still don’t understand how hypnosis makes sense. Apparently she killed Allison. Whatever. Someone (Ambrose) just told me that hypnosis isn’t reliable. 

Oh! Another thing that doesn’t make sense to me is Toby. Everything Toby related bugs me. 

Can we talk about Hanna’s outfit in the barn or whatever? Seriously girl, I’m pretty sure Caleb would have suspected what was going on WAAAY before he got in the car. 

~sighs~

Spencer’s final bitch moment… GAWD! Finally! She didn’t keep a fuckin’ secret!

Someone needs to kill Allison. Like seriously.

Blonde girl, red hoodie, HBIC. I bet it’s Miss Drake. 

LATERZ!

— Eris

This episode didn’t piss me off as much.

Why can’t that damn bitch Allison stay dead? We learn so much about Allison with every other episode and how she was tormented by this A. I have NOOOO idea why we’re getting so many flashbacks. A lot of paper “documents.” The diary entries. The notebook. What the hell happened to  internet blogs, emails, and texts? 

Like seriously?

I actually thought that Spencer’s breakup was a good thing, but I forget that emotionally unstable bit. Gawd, I hate breakups especially involving betrayals. Uuuugh! But I love that she applies mascara and lipstick like that would help make her look less like a train wreck…just to see a P.I.

C’mon girl… seriously? Go get some chocolate (or Nutella) and watch something with sad people…. like My Strange Addiction. 

Hanna in the gay bar. ~giggles~

Emily, Emily, oh Emily. I cannot believe creepy detective guy happens to be there. OH OH OH! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE WAS IN THAT ONE PLACE WITH ALLISON! UUUGH! The problem with flashbacks is you think you get the whole story but you don’t. And then the girls make their own assumptions. 

Okay, I can’t believe I’m actually sad about Ezra/Aria relationship. I don’t think I have ever cared before. Hm…

Oooo…. Red-hoodie A? Oh-my-gawd… I like. 

LATERZ!

— Eris